15

Mar

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Posted by emichelle1113  Published in Humor

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

(see each breeds’ answers below)


1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?


2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or “We don’t need no stinking light bulb.”
12. Greyhound/Saluki: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
13. Heeler/Australian Cattle Dog: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
14. Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Keep going down
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
“How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?”
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
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9

Mar

A Trillion Dollars

Posted by James  Published in Cool Sites

So what does it look like?
WOW!

http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/index.html

8 comments

5

Mar

Get My Newsletters From Topica/Email-Publisher.com ? Do Me A Favor And Unsubscribe

Posted by James  Published in Articles

* Note: Just so there are no problems, please subscribe first by adding your email address below. THEN when you get 2 newsletters, unsubscriber from the topica one (email-publisher)
Thanks.

Yup, i’m asking you to unsubscribe from my daily newsletter. The newsletter service (Topica) has just been too unreliable in the past few months. No one is getting the newsletter, non working links, etc.

Just to clarify, it’s the email you get from justfreestuff@topica.email-publisher.com

The unsubscribe link is at the very bottom of the newsletter and looks similar to this:
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After that, just resubscribe by adding your email address below. This is a different newsletter service i’ve been using the past couple of years.


Thats it. After you subscribe, you’ll be redirected back to http://www.justfreestuff.com and you’ll get a confirmation email shortly after.

James

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4

Mar

Cash4Old

Posted by James  Published in Videos

5 comments

2

Mar

Sleeping Dog Runs Into A Wall? Or 747?

Posted by James  Published in Videos


Sleeping Dog Runs Into Wall – Watch more Funny Videos

747 Landing – St.Maarten

2 comments

27

Feb

650 Million Years In 1:20 min

Posted by James  Published in Videos


650 Million Years In 1:20 min – Watch more free videos

6 comments

26

Feb

I Want My Lemonade!

Posted by James  Published in Videos

I want My Cheesburger!

12 comments

24

Feb

The Icicle Song MikeP and Singer Judi Live

Posted by MikeP  Published in Freebies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO_wejog99k&NR=1

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24

Feb

I Don’t Need No Music Stand No More by MikeP

Posted by MikeP  Published in Freebies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZfLJaFLCgE&feature=channel_page

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21

Feb

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Posted by James  Published in Freebies
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