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Little Carol came into the kitchen where her
mother was making dinner.
Her birthday was coming up and she thought
this was a good time to tell
her mother what she wanted.
'Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.'
Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker.
She had gotten into
trouble at school and at home..
Carol's mother asked her if she thought
she deserved to get a bike for her birthday.
Little Carol, of course,
thought she did.
Carol's mother, being a Christian woman,
wanted her to reflect on her
behavior over the last year,
and write a letter to God and tell him why
she deserved a bike for her birthday.
Little Carol stomped up the steps
to her room and sat down to write God a letter.
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LETTER 1:
Dear God:
I have been a very good girl this year and
I would like
a bike for my birthday. I want a red one
Your friend, Carol
Carol knew this wasn't true..
She had not been a very good girl this
year, so she tore up the letter
and started over.
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LETTER 2:
Dear God:
This is your friend Carol. I have been a
pretty good girl this year, and
I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Carol
Carol knew this wasn't true either.
She tore up the letter and started
again.
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LETTER 3:
Dear God:
I know I haven't been a good girl this year.
I am very sorry. I will
be a good girl if you just send me a red bike
for my birthday.
Thank you, Carol
Carol knew, even if it was true,
this letter was not going to get her a
bike. By now, she was very upset.
She went downstairs and told her
mother she wanted to go to church.
Carol's mother thought her plan had
worked because Carol looked very sad.
‘Just be home in time for dinner,’ her mother said. Carol walked down the street to the church and up to the altar.
She looked around to see
if anyone was there.. She picked up a statue of
the Virgin Mary ,
slipped it under her jacket and ran out of
the church, down the
street, into her house, and up to her room. She shut the door and sat down and
wrote her letter to God.
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LETTER 4:
I GOT YOUR MAMA.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed, YOU KNOW WHO
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15 users responded in this post
Oh jeez, sounds like something I would have done!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
That was great,lmao!
OK, you guys know this is a joke, and ONLY a joke, right?
Emichelle,i’ve noticed these people leaving the oddest comments on the blog and i thought i was the only one who noticed it.Did you catch any of their posts that made no sense on the”Solid potato salad”section?I loved the joke and actually got it,hehe.
Underfloor Heating, Buy r4, and lax airport car service, are the three of you the same person? I am quite confused by your comments. Maybe I should clarify once more that this was ONLY meant to be a joke, nothing more. I meant no disrespect to any person, religion, entity, etc. There are no other religious connotations, other than the mention of G-d and the Virgin Mary to cohese the joke. Now that this is hopefully clear, please laugh, love, and don’t take life so very seriously!
And thanks kr8zygurl, for bringing this to my attention. I’m on my way to the ‘solid potato salad’ section to see what’s going on over there.
Emichelle,i think they are looking for some free advertising but i could be wrong.Maybe its the same person a they have a split personality disorder,hehe.
@emichelle1113 and kr8zygurl6614:
I’ve started to notice these posts and starting to crack down. I’ve been looking at their posts and started to take down posts that are not relevant. I’m on it.
Oscar,thank you very much!I think those people were just trying for a little free advertising on James’s dime,grr.If they just wanted their names on here at least make a comment that makes sense,sheesh.
P.S. Oscar,check out their weird and nonsense comments on the”solid potato salad”section.Cuckoo is all i can say.
TY Oscar. Sorry about calling you James in the email!
OMG, all of you different weirdos are actually the same person…same IP address…hummm. Seems you stay up all night just trying to be inept. Why are you copying and pasting my words and then posting them as your own? You have done this several times, so it MUST mean you believe my words are SO much more profound than ANYTHING you could possibly write here. Wow, I am right. Your words have absolutely NO meaning whatsoever.
The comments I am speaking of have been edited (removed) by me, the author of the post. All future nonsense and copying and pasting of my own comments will also be promptly removed.
All others who have AT LEAST half a brain: Please continue to comment as usual. I enjoy the sane comments, and appreciate you taking the time to read the joke.
Emichelle,i knew it,they were all from the same person using different addy’s.Hopefully they can go get a life,lol.Or should i say”lives”since they have a split personality,hehe:O)
Thanks kr8zygurl, I appreciate the support.
Oh my ,that was so funny.I will be telling this joke to everyone.
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