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A man in a Porsche 911 stops at a stoplight and a guy on a scooter pulls up next to him. The guy on the scooter leans over and takes an admiring look at the inside of the Porsche and tells the driver that he has a really hot car. Well, the light turned green so the driver of the Porsche decides to show off and peels out and leaves the guy on the scooter in the dust. Then, all of a sudden, he sees the scooter zip on past him. So, being a little cocky, the Porsche driver floors it again and blows past the guy on the scooter.

A few seconds later, he again sees the scooter zip on past him. So now he’s a little irate as well as a little mifted that that scooter keeps passing him so he floors it until he is going over 100 mph. He thinks to himself that there would be no way that scooter could catch him now, but then looks in the rearview mirror and sees that scooter starting to catch up. He then decides to find out what that scooter really is and slams on his brakes. Then the scooter crashes into the Porsche. After the dust settled, the Porsche driver sees the scooter driver lying in the road and goes over to him and askes how he could go as fast as the Porsche on a little wimpy scooter… The dying man replied, “I can’t really, but my suspenders were caught on your side mirror….”

Oscar

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http://haha.nu/creative/how-to-make-roses-from-maple-leaves/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWjw_5gXcbw

Is it THAT time again? The State Fair is over. The kids are back to school. As strange as this summer was weather wise it sure is sad to see it go. And was it just me or did it go by THISFAST? Fish were caught. Skin was kissed by the sun (or possibly burned). Gardens were planted (nothing grew but way too many tomatoes). Flowers bloomed. Dont get me wrong I love Fall. Its my favorite Season but I’m still sad to see Summer go. Yes, I know, its not official until the 21st but it feels already gone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57HnHX-BlRg

Yeah, this will make you feel a little queasy.
(It’s a powerpoint file)

http://jfsdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Lunch_on_the_Skyscraper_C_R.pps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmC2v4G5zq0

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It is State Fair time here and all the news stories are about foods on sticks and unusual things Deep Fried. The one about the Twinkies really caught my eye, go figure. My healthnut of a daughter is planning a reconnaissance mission some night to make the Fryer disappear. She is going to live to be 100+. I’m going to check out a little earlier having eaten things like this. Besides, how hard can this be to recreate at home? It was so easy. We just bought our first ever Deep Fryer a few months ago and have been tossing things in it ever since. I found a recipe on the Internet and also discovered a few secrets. Secret #1 is to freeze the Twinkies the night before. Secret #2 is put it on a stick. I did the first one but I didnt have any skewer sticks and figured no big deal. It would definitely have come in handy. Just make a simple batter and roll frozen Twinkie around in that. Heat oil to 375 and fry for 2 minutes. Granted the whole time they are bobbing about in the oil and you have to keep pushing them down and rolling them for even frying which is why the stick would have made things easier. Remove from oil and let cool for 5 minutes. That last step was the hardest, having to wait 5 minutes for it to cool! And then eat. OMG! This is sooooooooooo good. I tripped over a recipe for Deep Fried Oreo’s. Note to self: pick up cookies next time at store!